December 2011
84 posts
i hate getting behind on tumblr
methodandred:
like 3 days of posts or something is dauntign to go through it’ll take like a decade
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
“Steve Holt!”
– Steve Holt
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i love myself and i hate myself
Le Predator: Can I get a kiss?
Linnea Clare: (sings) Can I get a witnesssssss
The Muppets was a good date movie :)
“Female horniness in the popular imagination is rare. Admittedly our idea of male...”
– The Pervocracy: From slutty to horny. (via imjustsayingwords)
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This song reminds me of being 17 and thinking the...
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I’m Not What You Need - Joe Purdy
i feel like that last entry was like the...
i have nothing interesting, cool or funny to say,...
at least this fluffy cat will hang out with me
rewatched that episode of how i met your mother...
and in a flashback barney and marshall are criticizing lily for how easily she will laugh at anything and they call her a laugh slut and i was like oh my god i am a total laugh slut, i will laugh at literally anything, i have no standards. except like stupid shitty movies for teenage boys or idiots or things that are just gross
vikingwizarddick:
what’s the point of secret santa if no one gets you tickets to the weezer cruise
forgetting 1996-2007
2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
“They’re like, 12”
– The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you
i've spent the whole day on the couch in a flannel...
vacationisthebestthingeverohmygodddd
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I didn’t know there was a voice underneath...
Manners are always attractive.
my fancy party is tonight
and my crazy has started to kick in about six hours ahead of schedule.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! WHAT AM I GONNA WEAR YOU GUYS
not even proofreading that stupid essay, just...
HOLLA
one semester away from a degree in public policy i...
i felt slightly better when the person i called (who has a master’s degree in law) wasn’t one hundred percent sure.
UPDATE: she was multitasking and called back with a thorough explanation. i’m just an asshole who doesn’t deserve my degree.
“Like most women, I currently live in a society where violence, harassment and...”
– Tiger Beatdown
dadloaf:
shrek. 16. bi. onions. mud. swamps. gross things. fuck lord farquad. fuck humans. fuck fairytale creatures. i dont need anyone but myself. i eat bugs and eyeballs i truly do not give a fuck. follow for follow.
blua:
Damn, I was planning on blogging at 5am eastern time.
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gambino is a call girl. fuck you, pay me.
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“Genius is a sin against the mob!”
– Frank Lloyd Wright
someone give me a massage and take this political...
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“Well, you never knew exactly how much space you occupied in people’s lives.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald
going to a gay club tonight, not sure what to...
me: oh that was awkward and embarrassing, let's forget all about it
mind: lol no i'm going to replay it just when you feel good about yourself or bad about yourself or when you're bored and trying to fall asleep and whenever i want
five hours from now i will be getting ready for a...
worst. realization. ever.
go to sleep, you crazy brain!
I typed “you crazy brian” four times before finally getting it right. I’m totally sober right now. LIFE MESS STATUS.
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